Monday, January 23, 2012

I'm Just Too Darned Cute!! by Ruby

To:  Mr. Mango, Judge Fiona and my Loyal Readers
From:  Ruby von Weiler
Re:  I'm just TOO DARN CUTE!!



Please accept this post as my official entry into Mango Minster, 2012:

~

We rottie girls have a reputation for being intimidating guard dogs who will risk life and limb to protect our families and properties.  Well, not me.

I spend most of my time on the bed or the couch.  If I do bark, it's from a "down" position.  I mean, why get hysterical...right?!?  Anyhoo,

Please review the following exhibits.  I hope that you come to the same conclusion as just about anyone who has met me -- that I'm just too darn cute!!

 First of all, this is my "wanted poster".  It's my adoption poster that Mom saw when she fell for me...


 This is my first Gotcha Day picture.  Puddles and Bunny aren't the only ones who look pretty in pink...



Here I am with my brothers.  I'm the one in pink...
See how petite I am?!?


 Here I am modeling my turtleneck that I won from 
Sir Chick .  Aren't I adorable??


 Here I am with my favorite lobster that Bert sent us celebrating my hu-bro's birthday...


 AAAHHHHH  I loves my lobster...


Aren't I just SO cute!!

So I hope I've won your support for the cuteness award
in this most prestigious competition! 

Love,

-Ruby 

 



56 comments:

Luna said...

You are way too cute! :)

xo
Luna

harrispen said...

You sure are a cutie, Ruby. I am a little partial to Rottie type girls as my Nina has some of that in her DNA and we were previously owned by a petite rottie girl just as cute as you. Good luck in the competition. That category is a tough one.

Cindy

3 doxies said...

Oh girl, I can sees hows dat Wanted poster won your mom' heart...look at dat expression!
You is gonna be a tuff act to follow in da cuteness category!

I still has to do my post furs my entry...sigh...lazy hoomans around heres.

Puddles

georgia little pea said...

dear Ruby,

you are giving big fearsome guard dog rotties everywhere a bad name. wearing pink? a turtleneck? sleeping with a LOBSTER?!! everyone knows they're only just good for eating.

does this mean you're a competitor [if My Typist gets her act together and checks out The Mango]? now i'm afraid. maybe i'd best skip the embarassment ;)

have a great day and say hi to Bart too x

houndstooth said...

Oh Ruby, I can see just how pretty in pink that you are! You aren't just too cute, you're adorable!

Bunny

Berts Blog said...

WEll you know I have to remain impartial....so I can't say anything about how cute your are...or how charming you look with that big ole red lobster, or, well, I am impartial so I can't say any of that.

So I wont

Bert

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Oh Squirrel Snot... Here goes any Hope of me winnin the too cute contest.
Darn Girrrrrl.. I gotta admit that you are cuter than I am.
At least you played FAIR and didn't include any pics of your "Back Side".. THAT would have totally CLINCHED it fur you. I'm just sayin.

SIGH... I just happen to have a GROSS of super Frisbees.. and the box is already addressed to Fiona.
Do you want me to just put YOUR return addy on it? You may as well get some use outta.. the OFFERING OF FRIENDSHIP. hehehe

Diane Cayton-Hakey said...

You're adorable and good luck to you in this BIG competition. boof!

Honey the Great Dane said...

Oh my goodness, Ruby - you have just made an already tough category even harder!!! Who could resist that face?? :-)

Slobbers,
Honey the Great Dane

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

You is cute OVERLOAD Ruby! I bet your mom cannot efur say no to you looking that cute. Must practice that look...

2browndawgs said...

You are too darned cute! Really too darned cute.

PS I am still thinking about entering the working dawg category as you suggested (if it isn't full), but that puppy is kicking my butt...lol...in a good way.

Amber DaWeenie said...

Yes you certainly are cute! Who could not vote for that cute face!!

:o)

Ms. ~K said...

Super Duper Cute, fur sure!!! :)

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Ruby the cutie!!! Ruby the cutest!!! Great entry! We love all your pics, but our favorite is definitely the lobster shot - too cute.

Lots of luck to you, sweet Ruby.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

KB said...

Oh Ruby!!! You are so darned cute that I'm swooning. I love the lobster photos! I can tell that you love your lobster.

We're rooting for you!

Terrorzinhos said...

Ruby, you're the cutest Rottie we ever seen!

Have a nice week! =)

CreekHiker / HollysFolly said...

You got my vote Ruby!!! XOXOXO

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Hi Ruby- not only are you cute.. but your very sweet!
love
tweedles

Angela J. said...

Oh my gosh; you are a sweetheart!

JackDaddy said...

Well you are pretty darn cute, I must agree!

Two French Bulldogs said...

more like adorable
Benny & Lily

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

You are indeed super cute, and we all know about that cute heart-shaped derriere, even without pictures.

Abby urges you not to succumb to Frankie Furter's blandishments to become a co-conspirator with him in attempting to bribe a judge. Abby is sure you are too level-headed to fall for that. Best of luck in the competition.

Jed & Abby the Legal Beagle[mix] Extraordinaire and Official Guardian of Ethics for MM2012

scotsmad said...

You are definitely off the cute-meter... 12 out of 10!

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Siku Marie, White Dog said...

Ruby we can't imagine ANYONE arguing that you are not cute beyond belief! You have our support!

katie, Maizey and Magnus said...

It's true Ruby, you are just SO cute!!

animal lover, quilt lover said...

It is true Ruby~~~~ you are the cutest Rottie I have ever seen!!!!
Ever seen!!! Really!!! More then adorable!!!!
Look out all others~~ Ruby is going to give you a run for your money!!!
Some days are harder then other days
when it comes to our lost dogs, yes???
xx, Zoie & Fern

Declan said...

You certainly have a nose made for kissing! Deccy x

Bouncing Bertie said...

Excellent entry Ruby. Unbelievably cute. Especially that pic of you lying on your side with the lobster.
Best of luck in the contest.
Toodle pip!
Bertie (Adventure Animal).

Mango said...

Ruby, sweetheart, you are, indeed, a thing of beauty.

Slobbers,
Mango

Maggie and Mitch said...

You are an exceptional beauty, Ruby and you look so pretty in pink!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Finn said...

Good luck in the contest! I think you're all toooo cute! Love that turtleneck!

The Barn Door said...

Ruby you are WAYYYY too cute!
Karen & the hounds

SASS....Sammy Andy Shelly Sierra said...

You are waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy beyond cute, Ruby!!!!!!!! You are totally gorgeous!!!!

xxxxxx

mayziegal said...

Oh, Ruby, you ARE just too darn cute. I don't know how your mom ever gets anything done. I'm surprised she doesn't just sit around all day soaking in all your cuteness.

I thought for sure you'd have a picture of your cute butt-heart in this postie but it's very sporting of you not to includes it. I mean, we want the competition to be FAIR, right?

Good luck, you cutie-patootie!

Wiggles & WAgs,
Mayzie

Two Doodles and a Dane said...

Oh my goodness, Ruby- you are just too darn cute!

You had my Mum going 'awwwww' and 'ohhhhh' at every picture.

Good luck in the content...and we are very jealous of that fashionable turtle neck your modelling.

Slobbers
xxx

Sweet William The Scot said...

Well I don't know how to vote ~ but just saying if I did know how I would vote for you being darn too cute Ruby.
Sweet William the Scot

Tucker said...

YOu are too cute!

woof - Tucker

Ruby and Penny said...

You are way too cute & adorable Ruby.
Love Ruby & Penny

Jim said...

Well Ruby, you can count on ours!!! You ARE the cutest!
Tell your Mommy. Lisa, that this is a great post!

Wyatt said...

Ruby-
You are a doll...no bones about it!!
I'm courting George the Lads sister 'Tess', but if she ever pushes me to the curb, I going to come calling.

Wyatt

Minna Krebs said...

Love your entry, Ruby!

Pink is definitely your color.....and we love the foto of you lovin' on your lobster.

Good luck in MangoMinster!

Bailey Be Good! said...

You sure ARE cute!! :)

Woofs & hugs, <3

~Bailey (Yep, I'm a girl!)

ArtemisiaFSS said...

Ruby, you are very cute. Mommy wants to give you a kiss on the nose you are so adorable.

Tucker, Daisy and Leo said...

Hi Ruby

We have been visiting all of Daisy's competitors in Too Darn Cute. You are very cute, it's very hard to resist that face. Good luck in Mango Minster.

Tucker and Daisy

scottiechronicles.com said...

OH! You ARE too darned cute! Got my vote!

Arooo, Stuart

browndogcbr said...

Hi Y'all,

You've got my support!

Y'all come by now,
Hawk aka BrownDog

Chris said...

Oh, Ruby, you got my vote, you are Too Darn Cute!

Alfie said...

those eyes will win ANYONE's heart!

animal lover, quilt lover said...

Zoie has eaten a little this morning. She is still very still tho!! She drank a little too so I think she is heading in the right direction. She defiantly has had a reaction to the anesthesia!!!!
xx, Zoie & Fern

The Thuglets said...

Ruby you definitely have the cute factor... wow!

Big Nose Pokes
The Thugletsx

Marjie said...

You have my vote! You are just as cute as can be! And you're so pretty in pink. I think they designed the color just for you.

ocmist said...

You are a very beautiful girl, Ruby, and your smile IS "Too Darn Cute!" Best of Luck in MM2012! Little Dott and the Country Corgis

Coco Bean - The Princess said...

My mommy is THE biggest softie for Rotties! in fact...it was when my mommmy's 185 pound Rottie went to the rainbow bridge that he took her heart with him. Three years later, my mommy saw me and i both look and act EXACTLY like him. I am mommy's 5 pound tick-tack version of her Rottie (wiht a pointy schnoozle of course). I even have floppy ears like you!

Yes you are just too darn cute...and the photos of you melted my mommys heart!

Tail Wiggles & Puppy Kisses,

Coco The Princess

bigdogzola.com said...

Well done Ruby! Its great to see a big dog in the Cute category..and you are doing a great job showing your super cuteness...its radiating out of the computor screen in true big dog style..I, on the otherhand, am very grumpy girl..there must have been some error since I am in the Bad Sports category! Grrrr...HUMPF! I should be with the Adventure doggies surely? Grrr..I am so embarrassed! Ruby..you are multi-talented x Aroofs from France..Zola x

SissySees said...

Gretchen here. Good thing I have little feet and can type; Mama's all bubbling and babbling about her nephew Simon, the Rottie love of her life. (She loves almost every dog she meets, but I really have heard her talk more than once about the big cousin I never knew.)

Good luck!

Bicontinental Dachshund said...

You're so pretty! I love your turtleneck...and your lobster :)