Mango, honestly, I've liked you from the moment I first saw your relentlessly handsome picture on your blog. You're silly, and you're goofy and you always brighten my day.
You know that I live with my two brothers. They're great, but they're my brothers, you know? They protect me, they've shown me how to guard, where to sleep on the bed, the proper method for disposing of beef jerky...
But we don't really have any adventures to speak of. Yeah, we go to the creek, we hike, we do some zoomies. But ya know, I lived in a backyard for four years before I came here.
I crave adventure. I body surf. I go in the deepest part of the creek just to experience the sensation of the water rushing me forward. It's great. I want to live, really live, Mango!
I really think we could have a great time. I toot constantly, I've seen plenty of drool and lipstick around here, trust me.
I'm not a priss.
Mango, really. How can you resist taking me and my HeartButt on a memorable adventure. I know we'd have fun.
Ruby von Weiler