Thursday, June 23, 2011

Why I'd Love an Adventure with Mango


Mango, honestly, I've liked you from the moment I first saw your relentlessly handsome picture on your blog.  You're silly, and you're goofy and you always brighten my day.

You know that I live with my two brothers.  They're great, but they're my brothers, you know?  They protect me, they've shown me how to guard, where to sleep on the bed, the proper method for disposing of beef jerky... 

Gizmo
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But we don't really have any adventures to speak of.  Yeah, we go to the creek, we hike, we do some zoomies.  But ya know, I lived in a backyard for four years before I came here.  


I crave adventure.  I body surf.  I go in the deepest part of the creek just to experience the sensation of the water rushing me forward.  It's great.  I want to live, really live, Mango!


I really think we could have a great time.  I toot constantly, I've seen plenty of drool and lipstick around here, trust me.
  I'm not a priss.  
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Mango, really.  How can you resist taking me and my HeartButt on a memorable adventure.  I know we'd have fun.


Respectfully submitted,

Ruby von Weiler

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52 comments:

  1. TerrorzinhosJune 23, 2011 at 7:56 PM

    Mango, what are you waiting for???
    With a HeartButt like that, how can you resist???

    Rudy deserves have some fun with you!!!
    =))

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  2. WyattJune 23, 2011 at 8:22 PM

    Ruby-
    That's a great offer!! If Mango doesn't take you out on a date, I will!! I have a girl in New York, Miss Maisy, but I think she would be okay with it...BOL

    Wyatt

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  3. LorenzaJune 23, 2011 at 8:22 PM

    OMD!
    Sure you two would have a great time!
    Good luck, Ruby!
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

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  4. Two French BulldogsJune 23, 2011 at 8:24 PM

    You are a sure winner!! what a great hiney
    Benny & Lily

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  5. CreekHiker / HollysFollyJune 23, 2011 at 9:35 PM

    Oh Dear, Mabel doesn't have a chance! Great post Ruby!

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  6. Berts BlogJune 23, 2011 at 9:50 PM

    Honestly Mango,

    that has to be one of the best posts yet. Truly dude, you should go for this one too.

    Way to go Ruby.

    If I wasn't already promised to Annie, I'd be all over fighting the Mango for a date with you.

    Good Luck

    Bert

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  7. UnknownJune 23, 2011 at 10:43 PM

    Oh Ruby, you're the sweetest honey. Good luck! I'm sure you'd have lots of fun with Mango.

    C'mon, Mango!!! Sweet Ruby is here!!!

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  8. DukeJune 24, 2011 at 2:29 AM

    OMG, how could Mango say no to the cutest heartbutt ever!

    Love ya lots
    Maggie and Mitch

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  9. DexterJune 24, 2011 at 3:47 AM

    Miss Ruby! That last photo almost made me pass out! You are my kind of gal for sure.

    Slobbers,
    mango

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  10. CowspotdogJune 24, 2011 at 4:06 AM

    It is the heart butt for sure - Mango - you have a winner with Miss Ruby !

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  11. The Daily Pip June 24, 2011 at 4:56 AM

    Uh Ruby, if it doesn't work out with Mango, give me a call. Do you ever date guys with short-legs and a BIG heart.

    Your pal, Pip

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  12. JenJune 24, 2011 at 5:10 AM

    Oh goodness Ruby, with photos and a story like that, my gals don't have a chance! Mind, Sophie wants a date with Dexter but Murphy, well Murphy is totally infatuated with Mango!! However, with Ruby in the running, well, I don't know....


    Jen and the Black Dog Crew

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  13. AnonymousJune 24, 2011 at 5:17 AM

    My eyeballs fell out over your heartbutt Ruby. Now I know Mango is fabulous in all his massiveness and his Mensa mental acuity BUTT you have my heart Ruby so pawlease try to resist his many charms. My heart aches just thinkin about you with him :(

    Waggin at ya Ruby :D Yours faithfully,
    Roo

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  14. RobinJune 24, 2011 at 6:34 AM

    Awesome HeartButt!!

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  15. UnknownJune 24, 2011 at 6:35 AM

    Ruby......I think you and Mango would make a great couple. Butt it sounds like you have lots of da boy dawgs with a crush on you.

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  16. My Mind's EyeJune 24, 2011 at 6:58 AM

    Ruby von Weiler....I think your application will melt Mango's great big heart and your beauty will render him helpless devoted to you. I think I have a girl crush on you and I 'heart' your heart patch.
    Sincerely Madi

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  17. The HeartbeatsJune 24, 2011 at 7:46 AM

    Ruby, if things don't work out with Mango, you know I'll be here for you...*wink wink*

    Wiggles,
    calhoun

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  18. AnonymousJune 24, 2011 at 8:04 AM

    Ruby! Way to pull out the heart-butt card! I don't know how any red-blooded Relentlessly Huge brindle mastiff could resist! Good luck!

    Wiggles & Wags,
    Mayzie

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  19. 3 doxiesJune 24, 2011 at 8:20 AM

    I sooooo agrees with...very clever withs da heart butt shot!

    Between you and me...it is kinda annoying to see all these prissy girls. I knew we would be such good furiends since I is a tonboy too.

    Puddles

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  20. SASS....Sammy Andy Shelly SierraJune 24, 2011 at 8:26 AM

    Darlin' gorgeous Ruby, we are purring that you will win Mango's heart......if we were doggies, we would definitely be giving him some serious competition!!!!!

    xxxxxxxx

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  21. animal lover, quilt loverJune 24, 2011 at 8:42 AM

    Oh Ruby you have the cutest butt there ever was!!!! How could anyone tie you in the back yard and leave to there??? Thank the Lord you have a wonderful forever home now with people who love you!
    xx, Fern

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  22. brookeJune 24, 2011 at 8:54 AM

    As much as I think Dargo could be the next big thing, I think that heart butt of yours is irresistible!
    Mango's got some tough decisions to make!

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  23. Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and MomJune 24, 2011 at 10:10 AM

    You two would have such a fun time. How could da Mango resist!!

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  24. Bailey Be Good!June 24, 2011 at 11:11 AM

    That heart is just irresistible! Teehee!

    Woofs & hugs,

    ~Bailey (Yep, I'm a girl!)

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  25. MarjieJune 24, 2011 at 1:33 PM

    Mango has a good candidate in you, Ruby!

    Drools,
    Thor

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  26. ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥June 24, 2011 at 2:04 PM

    That heartbutt has to be the winning ticket for you, Ruby! Mango has a tough choice to make with all the great entries, but we do think you make it to the top of his list.

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

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  27. Teddy WestlifeJune 24, 2011 at 6:43 PM

    I don't know how the Relentlessy Huge could resist this application for fun, Ruby!

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  28. Jed and Abby in MerryLandJune 24, 2011 at 11:57 PM

    That is a pawsome entry, Miss Ruby! We knew you were going to be tough competition for our Cousin Pretty Girl. You and Cousin Pretty Girl have so much in common, too! Pretty Girl was also neglected in a backyard with no shelter or reliable food & water for the first years of her life, until the bad people finally moved away and just abandoned her in the yard. That's when she was rescued by mama's sister's family and learned to live in a house. Regardless of Mango's choice, we think you and Cousin Pretty Girl would really hit it off. A Sisterhood of the Rescued Phloofy Tail - Heartbutt. Best of luck in the contest, Miss Ruby.

    Jed & Abby

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  29. Greyhounds CAN SitJune 25, 2011 at 3:11 AM

    I don't think there is a contest now, Ruby. The heart butt has to swing everything your way. If I was a boy dog I think I'd find it irresistible:) And your face is so pretty as well, lol! And you're clever, that's a wonderful entry. Good luck:)

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  30. Greyhounds CAN SitJune 25, 2011 at 5:30 AM

    PS, because your gorgeous heart butt is such an inspiration to us we're passing on our Inspiration Award to all you guys at Rottrover. If you'd like to swing by our blog and pick it up that would be wonderful:)

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  31. FiveSibesMomJune 25, 2011 at 5:41 AM

    Ooooh, Mango's got an admirer! And with that cute face and heart butt??? C'mon Mango, take her on some adventures (and then blog about them so we can all read them!)

    PS - just LOVE that heart butt, Ruby!

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  32. MarionJune 25, 2011 at 8:06 AM

    Oh, what an adorable face and heart butt! Mango won't be able to resist! Just love the photos! xx

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  33. SageJune 25, 2011 at 11:09 AM

    I'm thinking Mango is headed over, Ruby! What adventures you two could have!!

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  34. Elaine PritchardJune 25, 2011 at 3:22 PM

    How could anyone resist that?

    Love and licks, Winnie

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  35. Maggie Mae and MaxJune 25, 2011 at 6:37 PM

    OoH Ruby,

    I thinks you got him wif da heart butt! :)

    Woofs and Licks,
    Maggie Mae

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  36. ~Kim at Golden Pines~June 25, 2011 at 7:40 PM

    HELLO!! I totally agree with the others, how could anyone could resist that behind or leave it behind!! :-)))

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  37. AlfieJune 25, 2011 at 10:21 PM

    i have the hearts for your butt!!! and the fact that you toot constantly is a plus! come on, mango, whats there to lose?!

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  38. Beans4BiscuitsJune 26, 2011 at 7:58 AM

    Well thats it! You is gorgeous AND you has a heart-butt??? Talk about stealing the show.

    P's n S's: I is surronded by brother too Ruby and even though they are like 10x bigger than me I has to protect them all the time.

    Sugar the Who

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  39. SteweyJune 26, 2011 at 10:52 AM

    Oh my gosh - you have a heartbutt?
    That is the cutest thing ever!!

    Stewey

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  40. WFT NobbyJune 26, 2011 at 11:48 AM

    Ruby, I can't imagine you won't be successful.
    Best of luck!
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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  41. the booker manJune 26, 2011 at 12:21 PM

    miss ruby,

    how can mango woof no to your cutie patootie heartbutt?! besides, who wouldn't love a girlie who likes to toot constantly? teeheehee.

    *woof*
    the booker man

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  42. Sierra RoseJune 26, 2011 at 2:08 PM

    Hey Ruby! Nice to meet you! Looks like you have all the fun out there where you live! Out the door hikes, and creeks! Fantastic. Surely Mango will appreciate your post! Great stuff!
    Enjoy this nice weather...we're just in the NorCal...finally having some nicer warm days :)

    Sweet hugs,
    Sierra Rose

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  43. Bailey Be Good!June 26, 2011 at 6:05 PM

    Happy Sunday woofs & hugs,

    ~Bailey (Yep, I'm a girl!)

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  44. fromsophiesviewJune 26, 2011 at 6:40 PM

    Sa~~weet! Heart butt and all!

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  45. AstaJune 26, 2011 at 9:18 PM

    Wuby,
    Weading youw pawsome post I can't imagine that Mango could pawsibully wesist youw chawming pawsonality and of couwse youw magnificent heawt butt,but aftew weading youw weplies,it seems to me, thewe awe quite a numbew of incwedibull boyz who would love to win youw heawt and take you on faboolous adventoowes(Calhoun, Pip Alfie and Woo (who almost made me cwy)fow instance
    I just know gweat adventoowes await you
    smoochie kisses
    ASTA

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  46. MackJune 27, 2011 at 4:44 AM

    If Mango doesn't choose you, I'd be glad to take you on a date!

    Sugars,
    Mack

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  47. George The LadJune 27, 2011 at 10:17 AM

    Love is in the air :) hope he takes you up on it.
    have a good week
    See Yea George xxx

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  48. animal lover, quilt loverJune 27, 2011 at 10:40 AM

    Hi Ruby and the other Pups,
    I am so happy we are friends!!!
    Have I told you I love Rottweilers!!!!!
    xx, Fern

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  49. RemingtonJune 27, 2011 at 10:40 AM

    Now THAT would be an adventure!

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  50. ♥ SallieJune 27, 2011 at 2:17 PM

    The adventures of HeartButt and Mango! I can see it now! :)

    Hugs,

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  51. White Dog BlogJune 27, 2011 at 10:00 PM

    Ruby, any pup would have to be crazy to pass up having an adventure with you...you have so much to offer and are so willing to stretch your limits!

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  52. greygirl25June 30, 2011 at 10:35 PM

    I love that heart. Holy smokes, you have an awesome groomer. :o)))

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